The Beauty of Black Relationships

I intend to help us become even more aware by giving you what I firmly believe is the list of requirements the black man & woman must live by to change our communities for the absolute best.

Like it or not there is so much about US that IS & HAS been DIRECTLY contributing to the downfall & perpetual decay of the black community & it HAS to come to an end NOW! The ONLY way that this will happen is that we follow the highly disciplined, courageous, determined & TRIUMPHANT example of our egyptian brethren. But we MUST do something NOW and I have created a list of propositions that must take place as the PLATFORM from which to Launch this new renaissance in the black community.

Please read & retain a copy:

10 Major cultural shifts must take place in order to get a grasp on our children's education, our marriages, black relationships, aids, abortions & incarceration under control. We are NOT going to want to do this & MANY will fight to keep from doing it but these things MUST TRANSPIRE or we are NOT going to be the beneficiaries of ANY CHANGE:

1. SINGLE MOTHERING: Black feminine independence, opinion & right to do as she pleases in stark contravention to authority & repercussions that work in DIRECT "opposition" to society, traditional marriage, conformity & structure, & unity in our community to instead cater to SELF.

2. PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY: We DON'T take responsibility for our own actions & fight those of us who try to get US to collectively do so. We are hell bent on blaming someone else & typically that someone else is the white man or the system whom we've become accustomed to relying on as the great black diversionary tactic in wiping our asses of our messes onto someone else or something else.

3. SEXUAL PROMISCUITY: Our sexual looseness is APPALLING. Both black men & women have reduced each other to an easy lay, booty calls, & one night stands scouring the bars & night clubs prowling for instant gratification. We cal each other bitches & whores & we've gotten just as bad as caucasian america in the deviant methods of sexual gratification. It's sickening & it MUST stop!

4.MANDATORY MARRIAGE: We MUST start endorsing MARRIAGE as the ONLY sanctuary for the upbringing of our precious children. Marriages are NOT FOR US to make US happy. They are designed for the best interest of our CHILDREN. NOT YOU! Marriages are imperative both economically physically & for the mental health of our children as they grow up. Currently our marriages are failing so our children are failing because we shun marriage in exchange or "baby daddies" & "baby mommas" & this is DEPLORABLE & MUST cease.

5.EMOTIONAL MATURITY: without this very crucial component in our mental development all of the above is futile. We must mature first before we undertake the major burden of having & raising children. You only get one chance to raise that child right so we must get ourselves right prior to raising children.

6. NEIGHBORHOOD BLIGHT REMOVAL: We need to clean up our neighborhoods of blight & crime & keep them clean so our property will go up & businesses will return to our neighborhoods & fuel them with the desperately needed tax revenue that the schools in those black neighborhoods NEED & are currently STARVED of.

7. BLACK FATHERS: MUST return to our homes NOW despite your differences with the mother of that child & raise those children you sired. You DON'T have a choice MEN & the women who prohibit them access. You didn't complain when the sex was good, but now that you have a black LIFE to deal with you want to BAIL or you can't get along. It's time to grow up folks & FAST!

8. COOPERATION WITH SCHOOL OFFICIALS: work WITH the schools when they have a problem or a concern with your child & do NOT countermand these teachers. It's their job to TEACH your child and many others NOT to raise & discipline your child for YOU. When these teachers have to DEAL with YOUR out of control child, this prevents them from teaching your child & the other 30 or 40 in that class.

9. DISCIPLINE & STRUCTURE: Get your child off the streets especially your daughters NOW & put their heads in those books & yours too. You are their GUARDIAN & THEIR TEACHER. Teach them by raising them to be a good example but YOU must first be that good example. No child should be ripping & running the streets for ANY reason. NO EXCUSES FOLKS! EXCUSES are simply a PLEA to maintain the status quo & the black community isn't tolerating it any more.

10. CIVIC DUTY: REGISTER TO vote & VOTE all the time in every possible election you can find because when you DON'T & legislation is passed & governors, mayors, superintendents, councilmen, congress-persons, senators, & presidents are elected & you didn't vote...IT'S YOUR FAULT!
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How Sick!!

PHOENIX -- Two Valley men, one of them a music teacher, have been arrested for allegedly answering ads on the Internet site Craigslist offering dogs for sexual gratification with humans.

The arrests came after an undercover investigation was launched in December into reports that a number of people were using Craigslist to communicate with others who have an interest in bestiality, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said in a news release Friday. The sheriff said the investigation indicated there is a secret language of Craigslist users engaged in the alleged crimes.

According to Arpaio, one suspect agreed to meet the handler and a male shepherd mix in a local hotel room where sex acts were to occur. Before the sex act, the suspect was arrested. The second suspect was arresetd on a separate occasion.

The suspects were identified as Keith D. Kiefer, 47, Mesa, an unemployed handyman and Patrick Stephen Trejo, 25, a music teacher at Raul H. Castro Middle School in Phoenix.

Arpaio's release noted the sheriff was a leader in a campaign in 2006 to make bestiality a felony crime in Arizona. That campaign followed the arrest of a Mesa deputy fire chief for attempting to fornicate with a sheep.

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Precautions

SENT BY A POLICEMAN - PLEASE READ!!!!!

Crucial Because of recent abductions In daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation...This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know.
After reading these 10 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.
1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do :The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!


2.. Learned this from a tourist guide. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM .Toss it away from you.....Chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you,and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy.......The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit(doing their cheque book, or making a list, etc..

DON'T DO THIS!)The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head,and tell you where to go.
AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE..

If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF,
Repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it .
As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot,or parking garage:
A.) Be aware: look around you,look into your car,at the passenger side floor ,and in the back seat

B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door .Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side... If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out.
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.

6.) ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!

7.) If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; and even then,it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!

8.) As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP It may get you raped, or killed.
Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

9.) Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last,and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird.. The police told her 'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door..'The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way,whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.'He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it,but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night. 

10.) Water scam! If you wake up in the middle of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your outside taps full ball so that you will go out to investigate and then attack. Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbours!
Please pass this on This e-mail should probably be taken seriously because the Crying Baby Theory was mentioned on America 's Most Wanted when they profiled the serial killer in Louisiana  I'd like you to forward this to all the women you know. It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle..

I was going to send this to the ladies only, but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc.,you may want to pass it onto them, as well.
Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in the it's better to be safe than sorry..Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or love one's life!
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The Old Lady and The Frog......

An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company.  So, off to the pet shop she went.  

She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest except this ugly frog.  As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.

He whispered, 'I'm so lonely too.  Buy me and take me home….you won’t ever be sorry.'

The old lady figured, what the heck!  She hadn't found anything else.  So, she bought the frog.  She placed him in the car on the front seat beside her.  As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her, 'Kiss me and you won’t be sorry!'
So the old lady figured, what the heck and kissed the frog. 
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young and handsome prince. 
THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS.

SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS.

 

NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?

COME ON GUESS! 


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SHE TURNED INTO the first Holiday Inn SHE COULD FIND!!!
She's old...... NOT DEAD!

 

OLD LADIES ROCK!

Agency Humor

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List.. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up! 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper. 8. Viagra, like a rock ! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 6. Viagra , Be all that you can be. 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. 3. Viagra, Home of the whopper! 2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!  And the unanimous number one slogan:   1. This is your peepee... This is your peepee on drugs

Irish Luck

His name was Fleming, and  he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while  trying to make a living for his family, he heard  a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He  dropped his tool sand ran to the  bog. There, mired to his waist in black  muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and  struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved  the lad from what could have been a slow and  terrifying death. The next  day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the  Scotsman's sparse surroundings.

An elegantly  dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced  himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming  had saved.'I want to repay  you,' said the nobleman. 'You saved my son's  life.''No, I can't accept  payment for what I did,' the Scottish farmer  replied waving off the offer. At that moment,  the farmer's own son came to the door of the  family hovel.'Is that your  son?' the nobleman  asked.
'Yes,' the farmer  replied proudly.'I'll make  you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of  education my own son will enjoy If the lad is  anything like his father, he'll no doubt grow to  be a man we both will be proud of.' And that he  did.
Farmer Fleming's son attended the  very best schools and in time, graduated from  St. Mary's Hospital Medical School in London,  and went on to become known throughout the world  as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the  discoverer of  Penicillin. Years afterward,  the same nobleman's son who was saved from the  bog was stricken with pneumonia. What  saved his life this time?  Penicillin.
The name of the nobleman?  Lord Randolph Churchill .. His son's  name?Sir Winston  Churchill. Someone once said: What  goes around comes around. Work like  you don't need the money. Love like  you've never been hurt. Dance like  nobody's watching. Sing like nobody's  listening. Live like it's Heaven on  Earth. It's National Friendship Week Send  this to everyone you consider A  FRIEND. Pass this on, and brighten some  ones day.
AN IRISH FRIENDSHIP WISH: I hope it works...May  there always be work for your hands to  do;
May your purse always hold a coin or  two;May the sun always shine on your  windowpane;
May a rainbow be certain to  follow each rain;May the hand of a  friend always be near you;May God fill your  heart with gladness to cheer you and may  you be in heaven a half hour before the devil  knows you're dead. OK, this is what you  have to do.... Send this to all of your  friends. But - you HAVE to send this  within 1 hour from when you open  it!Now.....Make A wish!! I hope you made  your wish!

Now then, if you send  to:
1 person --- your wish will be  granted in 1 year
3 people --- 6  months
5 people --- 3 months
6  people --- 1 month
7 people --- 2  weeks
8 people --- 1 week
9 people  --- 5 days
10 people --- 3 days
12  people --- 2 days
15 people --- 1  day
20 people --- 3 hours
If you  delete this after you read it, you will have 1  year of bad luck! But, if you send it to  2 of your friends, you will automatically have 3  years good luck!!!  
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SPECIAL GROCERY LIST

  
Louise  Redden, a poorly dressed lady with a look of  defeat on her face, walked into a grocery  store.

She approached the owner of  the store in a most humble manner and asked if  he would let her charge a  few groceries. She softly  explained that her husband was very ill and  unable to work, they had seven children and they  needed food.
John Longhouse, the grocer,  scoffed at her and requested that she leave his  store at once..Visualizing the  family needs, she said:

'Please, sir! I will  bring you the money just as soon as I  can.'

John told her he could not give her  credit, since she did not have a charge account  at his store.

Standing beside the  counter was a customer who overheard the  conversation between the two. The customer  walked forward and told the grocer that he would  stand good for whatever she needed for her  family.

 The grocer said in a very  reluctant voice, 'Do you have a grocery  list?'Louise replied, 'Yes sir.'  'O.K' he said, 'put your grocery list on the  scales and whatever your grocery list weighs, I  will give you that amount in  groceries..'Louise hesitated a moment  with a bowed head,then she reached into her  purse and took out a piece of paper and  scribbled something on it. She then laid the  piece of paper on the scale carefully with her  head still bowed.

The eyes of the  grocer and the customer showed amazement when  the scales went down and stayed down. The  grocer, staring at the scales, turned slowly to  the customer and said begrudgingly, 'I can't  believe it.'

The customer smiled  and the grocer started putting the groceries on  the other side of the scales. The scale did not  balance so he continued to put more and more  groceries on them until the scales would hold no  more. The grocer stood there in  utter disgust.

Finally, he grabbed the piece of  paper from the scales and looked at it with  greater  amazement. It  was not a grocery list, it was a prayer, which  said:

'Dear Lord, you know  my needs and I am leaving this in your  hands.'

The  grocer gave her the groceries that he  had gathered and stood in stunned  silence Louise thanked him and left the  store....  

The other customer handed a  fifty-dollar bill to the grocer and said; 'It  was worth every penny of it. Only God Knows how  much a prayer weighs..'

THE POWER: When  you receive this, say a prayer. That's all you  have to do. Just stop right now,  and say a prayer of thanks for your  own  good  fortune.  Then please send this to all your  friends and relatives. I believe if you  will send this testimony out with prayer  in faith,  you will receive what you need God to do in you  and your families' life .

So  dear heart, trust God to heal the  sick, provide food for the hungry, clothes and  shelter for those that don't have as we do..  Amen

Don't  break this, please!

Prayer is one of the best  free gifts we  receive. There  is no cost but a lot of rewards..May you  always walk with Angels God  Bless!++++++++++++  ++++++++++++++++++  +++++I  AM CLAIMING THIS FOR YOU My prayer  for you today: The eyes beholding this  message shall not behold evil, the hands that  will send this message to others shall not labor  in vain, the mouth saying Amen to this prayer  shall laugh forever. Remain in God's love as you  send this prayer to everybody on your list. Have  a lovely journey of life!  Trust in  the Lord with all your heart and He will never  fail you because He is Awesome!

*If  you truly need a blessing, continue reading this  email:

Heavenly  Father, most Gracious and Loving God, I pray to  you that you abundantly bless my family and me.  I know that you recognize, that a family is more  than just a mother, father, sister, brother,  husband and wife, but all who believe and trust  in you.

Father, I send up a prayer  request for  blessings for not only the person who sent this  to me, but for me and all that I have forwarded  this message on to. And that the power of joined  prayer by those who believe and trust in you is  more powerful than anything. I thank you in  advance for your blessings.

Father God,  deliver the person reading this right now from  debt and debt burdens. Release your Godly wisdom  that I may be a good steward over all that You  have given me Father, for I know how wonderful  and mighty you are and how if we just obey you  and walk in your word and have the faith of  a mustard seed that you will pour out  blessings.

I thank you now Lord for the recent  blessings I have received and for the blessings  yet to come because I know you are not done with  me yet. In Jesus name, I pray,  Amen

TAKE  60 SECONDS and send this on quickly and with in  hours, you will have caused a multitude of  people to pray to God for each other. Then sit  back and watch the power of God  work in  your life for doing the thing that you know He  loves. 
 

  

   

         
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