Friday, June 17, 2011

Fw: Cell Phone, very good information


Did you ever wonder who invented the Cell Phone? Ok, let's say that you are
On a TV game show and have to answer this question to win $10M. The question
Is, who invented the cellular phone? In all probability most of us could not
Answer this question. Those of you who know are in a very small minority.

The inventor of the Cellular phone is Henry Sampson, Jr. Sampson is an
African-American from Jackson , Mississippi . He attended Morehouse and
Transferred to Purdue. He received an MS in Engineering from the University
Of California (Go Bears). He was awarded an MS in Nuclear Engineering from
Illinois and his Ph.D from Illinois . Sampson is the first African-American
To receive a Ph.D in Nuclear Engineering.

In 1971 Sampson was awarded a patent for the "gamma-electric cell." This
Technology was used in the cellular phone. Hopefully Dr. Sampson was well
Rewarded for his efforts.

All right, now that you have this information join the "Tell a Brother Club"
By passing this information on to more individuals who are uninformed.
(Barbershops and Beauty Salons are great places to discuss this info).
During the week let the entire world know about Dr. Sampson. This is called
The "Breakdown the Stereotype Campaign."




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Monday, June 6, 2011

Children Are Quick  

1. TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find   North America  .  
MARIA:         Here it  is.  
TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered   America ?  
CLASS:         Maria.
   
2.TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 
JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables.

3. TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' 
GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER:  No, that's wrong 
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.  

(I  Love this child)   
4. TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:   What are you talking about? DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.

5. TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE:       Me!

6. TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN:          Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

7. TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  ' MILLIE:         I  is..
TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.' MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'  

8 . TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.                     Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS:           Because George still had the axe in his hand....    

9. TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

9. TEACHER:       Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your   brother's.. Did you copy his? CLYDE  :         No, sir. It's the same dog.     
(I want to adopt this kid!!!) 

10.TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:     A teacher


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Friday, June 3, 2011

Just too embarrassed

Little Kevin was at school one morning when the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, Company CEO, etc.

But Kevin was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. 

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took Little Kevin aside to ask him if that was really true. "NO" said Kevin.

"He plays cricket for West Indies but I was just too embarrassed to say that.!!! 
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