TAKING AWOMAN TO BED

What is the difference between girls/women Aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78

**********************************************************At 8You take her to bed and tell her a story*********************************************At 18You tell her a story and take her to bed***********************************************At 28You don't need to tell her a story To take her to bed***********************************************At 38She tells you a story and takes you to bed***********************************************At 48She tells you a story to avoid going to bed***********************************************At 58You stay in bed to avoid her story*********************************************At 68If you take her to bed, that'll be a story*********************************************At 78What story? What bed?Who the hell are you?**********************************************According to the Office for National Statistics:

190,374 People are having sex right now

212,130 Are kissing

And one poor ole fart Is reading emails

You hang in there sunshine! 


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