Thursday, March 17, 2011

‎​LITTLE BILLY

The teacher asked billy if there are 4 birds on a tree, and one gets shot, how many will be left on the tree?

Billy says none, because when u shoot one bird, the rest will fly away.

The teacher, impressed, replies, the answer is 3 birds left, but I like the way you're thinking.

Billy says, let me ask you a question Miss, there are 3 women eating ice cream in different ways, one biting, one sucking and one licking, which women is married?

The teacher, nervously says the one sucking. Billy says, no the answer is the one with a wedding ring on, but I like the way you're thinking ;)
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