Children Are Quick

1. TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find   North America  .  
MARIA:         Here it  is.  
TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered   America ?  
CLASS:         Maria.
   
2.TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 
JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables.

3. TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' 
GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER:  No, that's wrong 
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.  

(I  Love this child)   
4. TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:   What are you talking about? DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.

5. TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE:       Me!

6. TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN:          Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

7. TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  ' MILLIE:         I  is..
TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.' MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'  

8 . TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.                     Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS:           Because George still had the axe in his hand....    

9. TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

9. TEACHER:       Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your   brother's.. Did you copy his? CLYDE  :         No, sir. It's the same dog.     
(I want to adopt this kid!!!) 

10.TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:     A teacher


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