Burnt Bubba

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty
badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his
two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything
together.


Daryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl
said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."

The mortician thought that was rather strange.


Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body.

Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.
Roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No,
it ain't Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"


Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two arseholes."
"What? He had two arseholes?!" asked the mortician.
"Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes.
Every time we went to town, folks would say,
'Here comes Bubba with them two arseholes.'"

Have A Super Day! (no matter what other arseholes may say)





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